Hello

For those of you who do not know me: Hi, my name is julian.
i am simply a guest here. It was plainly nigel's idea to start this blog. Nigel thinks sharing is sexy, but i can't see how sexy it can be? Unless of course, you are sharing your... never mind.

Anyway, you can see the different styles of writing. I write in full words but nigel prefer "shortcuts". My sentences are not as colourful as his too. I am not a colour wolf after all. (At this point, you might think: How boring can this guy be?) Well, i will always write in black ink. I don't put in smileys too. Such as : ). This is the first and last time you will see me putting that smile.

Alright i don blame you if you are yawning now. Maybe you should drink coffee or put some toothpicks in between your eyes or something before you read my future articles.

By the way, grunt baby grunt? I didn't know babies can grunt......

Reported by,
julian the ju (my name is longer than nigel's! yes!)

ay ya ya ya ya

m luvin dis song 'OUTTA MY HEAD' by ASHLEE SIMPSON n it's produced by mr timbaland yeay. evryting dat man touches turns into gud music.

it has a real cool 80's vibe to it so it should be dada n mama friendly bla bla bla ok i should shut up n u guys enjoy d song =]

warning: dis song wil reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali (o shut up nig) grow on ya

nig x

where are thou mr phang???

im still waiting for julian to post sumthing on dis blog but he said he doesnt know wat to post yet so o well i hv to keep on waiting.

hmm 24 hrs ago i was a blog virgin n luk at me now.

ok i should end it there.

byebye!

nig x

this gay thing called Adsense

ok wait anyone who knows anything bout this Adsense stuff pls contact me via anyway bcos i wanna make sum money bout i dunno how :-(

if u can, pls help me on this matter n get me started on Adsense bla plus guide me thru it n bless you if i ever make it big in terms of blings.

help!

i cant rest in peace until i make sum big bucks.

ka-ching!

tata.

nig x

anu's new nose! yeay!

left to right: anu & anu's sista, nimisha

yeay my frien anushya(left) went for a nose job lately to fix sum 'deviated septum' (oo bio terms) dat sounds veri foreign to me n all to familiar too those who watched 'the heartbreak kids' lol. i swear she aint a crazy chick who does coke n crystal meth.

anyway, she told me how they are gonna do it (bfor d operation) n it starts wif sumting i dunno like 'shaving the bone of the nose bridge' ('O.o') and 'hammering it wif a hammer' (another 'O.o') and i swear to the gud lord she told me dat while she's smiling n laughing (yet another 'O.o'). she's bonkers. joke.

hmm i hv nothing else to crap. here's wat anu said bout her nose;

anu: well..its straight?umm haha donohh

haha here's to anu's new n sexy nose. *cheers*

link to anu's blog bout her nose job : http://www.anuisverybored.blogspot.com/

must check it out it's real GUD!!!

nig x

nadal = wedgie + biceps

wow those are some serious muscles no joke. i swear i'll die if he wanna arm-wrestle wif me i think i'll cry my balls out. btw wedgies r natural n totally normal.

n nadal is ju's #1 fave tennis player so i'll be smart n not diss nadal off but then again there's nothing to yap about him so i'll leave it there bla bla bla yea i bore you.

ciao.

nig x

mmmm sharapova

maria feels mighty sexy alright

nig x

tadah!

yeay this is our veri first post here but veri gay actuali cos i hv nothing to write bout n it took me ten minutes to find where is dat bloody 'new post' button wat d hell im such a big noob.

ju is gonna kill me when he reads d england in this post. veli veli wlong oh! lik a china aunty.

haha sharing is sexy people so all u dudes n chicks n people out there go n do sum random act of kindness n do your zoolander pout while u r at it.

oooo.

dude datssit.

byebye!

nig x